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baneismydragon:
“ celticpyro:
“Now I want to get married just so I can do this.
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If I were a billionaire I would absolutely tell my secretary to send wedding gifts to anyone who sent me an invite regardless of if I knew them, because- A. I know how...

baneismydragon:

celticpyro:

Now I want to get married just so I can do this.

If I were a billionaire I would absolutely tell my secretary to send wedding gifts to anyone who sent me an invite regardless of if I knew them, because- A. I know how expensive that nonsense is. B. I would be a billionaire and when else am I gonna do with that much money? Honestly… and C. I would totally make showing up at random weddings with crazy awesome gifts my new stress relief hobby. “Congratulations random strangers! I admire your daring and stratigic planning. Here’s that 700$ tea set you wanted but assumed no one would ever buy.”

bukimifish:

denerims:

unpopular onion but the plot in inquisition wasn’t as good as dao and da2

that isn’t an opinion it’s a fact

expires Dec 16 18

kuboe:

Me: tomorrow is tomorrow I can stay up late fuck shit

My brain:

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frawgs:

when ur chapstick smell good

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spirkcantwerk:

This scene actually works better as stills

cwote:
“ Self love is the most important kind of love :))
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cwote:

Self love is the most important kind of love :))

the-black-backed-gull:

asthebelltolls:

huffylemon:

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One time, I had a dream that I was making peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, and most of them were the regular measurements in cups and stuff. But at the end of the recipe, instead of saying “2.5 cups of chocolate chips” it said “627 chocolate chips.”

So when I woke up, I made some peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. And instead of measuring out chocolate chips, I counted them (and suffered a lot of odd looks from my family for it).

Well, it turns out that 627 chocolate chips is the amount that the recipe called for (2.5 cups). Not only that, but 627 was the exact amount of chocolate chips that we had left in the house.

Forbidden knowledge was granted you that night

brinnanza:

tinsnip:

bepeu:

things to take
* a nap
* it easy
* care

* on me

* me on

✿ lookin like a sad johnny bravo ✿

windjammah:

jessreptar:

keybladeofsteel:

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vodni:

realizing ive been here since i was 15-16

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Who are you?

just call me Ekli ♥

How long have you been here?

too too long fufu ●ᴥ●

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